Finding good Internet access in Nome is tricky. WiFi is my lifeblood, so I’m always interested in finding the optimal place, preferably close to whatever location I happen to be working, to get a good signal.
During the Iron Dog, the world’s longest, toughest snow machine race, Nome serves as the halfway point. The turnaround where racers spend 36 hours resting and wrenching during their 2,000 mile race across Alaska.
I spend a lot of time shooting photos and videos, but I spend a lot more time waiting for 2 minutes of video to upload or writing captions for photo galleries.
On this trip, I didn’t want to hang out in the two-stroke-fume-filled Nome City Shops, so I spent more time at the ramp that both welcomes racers and sends them out again.
The Polar Cafe, which sits just down Front Street on the Bering Sea coast, is full of big, wide tables and chest-level electrical outlets to plug in all the various appliances that go with being a digital journalist.
On Tuesday, I set up shop in the Polar in the early afternoon. I worked quietly in the corner for several hours putting together a bunch of video clips and photo galleries as well as updating our social media.
The waitress, a slight, long-haired Alaska native, kept checking on me, and I apologized for monopolizing her space. She just shrugged and quietly told me that it was all right.
She served me two cups of terrible green tea, and because I felt bad about staying in the restaurant so long, I finally ordered a cup of reindeer chili.
Eventually an older Alaska native lady walked in. She was missing most of her front teeth and seemed to be much too old to have a 10-year-old son. But she called him son anyway.
They ordered, and when the waitress asked if she wanted anything else, the older lady said she wanted to send a meal over to a gentleman at the bar.
“Please get him the halibut, a salad and a bowl of soup,” she said. “And take it to him at the bar.”
Eventually her husband and another young child joined the lady and her 10-year-old.
They ate quietly at the table for a half hour or so before two highly intoxicated gentlemen sat in our section.
Being a writer and highly distracted by human nature, I took in bits and pieces of the various conversation.
The drunk men wore camouflage and hats with American flags on them. They sat in a two-top near the window.
“Oh, they have fresh local halibut on special.”
The other man just nodded as the waitress set down their waters.
The older Alaska native lady spoke up, suddenly, loudly.
“Whew, boys, the fumes coming off you could light this place up,” she complained. “Why you gotta drink like that.”
When one of the men realized she was talking to him, he responded.
“We don’t drink like this, you know. It’s just today.”
“Oh, you’re just in town for a little good time, eh?” she said.
“Yeah, you now, it’s just today,” he retorted.
She asked him if he was King Islander. He nodded affirmatively.
I worked a little more, until the two men suddenly erupted into a one-sided fight in front of me.
I couldn’t see or hear the quiet drunken man, but the man with his back to me suddenly started spewing profanities at his companion.
“Give me that,” he spat. “You can’t take that.”
He stood up and walked over the shoulder of the other man so he could yell into his ear directly.
“Shut up, shut up.”
He sat down again and put some food in his mouth.
“Where’s your hundred?” he asked the other man. There was no reply.
The older lady and her husband were discussing what type of beverage would go best for the drunkard in the bar for whom they’d purchased a meal.
“Get him milk,” she said.
“No, get him coke, the milk will curdle with all that alcohol.”
“Ah, yes, the milk will curdle in his stomach.”
Then a man showed up holding a bowl of soup. He staggered across the floor to a table near mine and sat down.
“Thank you Goudis,” he said. “Thank you for the soup.”
“I didn’t just buy you soup, I bought you a whole meal,” she said.
“What do you want to drink with it?”
The waitress appeared, and the drunk from the bar asked for a cup of coffee.
“Coffee, he ordered coffee,” the older woman said to her husband.
The waitress returned with a cup of coffee and a large plate of food.
“Oh, I get more food, oh, thank you Goudis,” the drunk from the bar said.
Working became impossible, as every person seemed to want to try to speak louder than the other person.
Suddenly the two men at the table in front of me erupted into a verbal fight again.
“You’re my best hunter. Shut up, shut your mouth,” the man with his back to me yelled.
The lady called Goudis by the drunk from the bar walked over to the two men and began to lecture them.
“You can’t do that,” she said. “You can’t yell those things. There are young children present. Can you see that?”
The man nodded and went back to eating his food.
Finally he muttered an apology.
Soon his partner got up and walked away. I had never once heard him speak.
The lady called Goudis continued to lecture the remaining island hunter.
Finally he apologized, and with bits of food on his fork, he paid the whole bill and left to return to the bar.
The drunk from the bar thanked Goudis again.
“Don’t thank me any more. I take care of the people in this town. They know I won’t buy them liquor or give them money, but I will always feed them.”
“Thank you Goudis,” he said and sauntered away tipping his cup of coffee precariously.
“Don’t thank me again, you’ve thanked me enough. I’m just taking care of you,” she said.
I folded my computer, detached my hard drive, my card readers, my iPhone and my iPad charging on the wall.
I paid my bill and thanked the waitress for putting up with me all afternoon.
She looked at me and shrugged.
“It’s fine, any time you can come work her. I’m sorry for all of that.”
I told her not to be sorry. It’s human nature.
“It’s just Nome,” she said.
“It’s every where you find humans, my dear.”